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danielsarmand:

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Malcolm in the Middle S01 + πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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thickness-protection-program:

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Better stop before she gets this big block of cheese

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brainrotdotorg:

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Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.

Pussy potent. Pussy persuasive. Pussy not local, that shit is invasive. Pussy feeble, pussy pathetic. This pussy ain’t meta, this shit’s diegetic. Pussy ambush, pussy boobytrap. Pussy equipped with a glock and a strap. Pussy not rude, this pussy’s the meanest. This pussy’s a pussy but it’s also a penis

Pussy flexible, pussy twistable, pussy compelling, that shit’s irresistible. Pussy bewildering. Pussy perplexing. Pussy be cursing and pussy be hexing. Eye of newt and turkey gizzard, drink a potion from the pussy wizard. This pussy tells the truth, this pussy tells lies. Can you see through my pussy disguise?

Pussy sopping. Pussy sweating. Pussy complicit, it’s aiding and abetting. Pussy disco. Pussy rave. Put that pussy on the radio waves. Pussy be zesty. Pussy be spiced. Serve up that pussy in a bowl with some rice. Pussy helter. Pussy skelter. I get more pussy than an animal shelter

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evilwizard:

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i have hidden a golden ticket in one of my posts, and whoever finds it will get to go on a Marvelous Tour of my Whimsical Tower in which I Will Not Kill You and You Will Not Be Killed .

you will Not be chopped up and used for spell components, let me make that clear

ignore the Doompa Loompas

Doompa Loompa Gloomity Grain

The tower’s a trap and they’ll cut you in twain

Doompa Loompa Wiggity Woo

The spells in these books run on pieces of you!

could you guys shut tf up for once

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8nin:

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

@animafantome @numbah10

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ozempicofficial:

I mean, if you’re going to put on Vivaldi, what do you expect

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drtanner:
“australianpikachu:
“WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR
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Those were the days. πŸ’œ
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australianpikachu:

WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR

Those were the days. 💜

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WANTED: Malcolm, 8 year old siamese tabby for assault and intent to harm hand

He looks like he’s going through a rough divorce wtf

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“Divorced dads at their first gay date
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Divorced dads at their first gay date

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